Guitar Pee

Brazilian designers with too much time on their hands have come up with this: a urinal that will play a guitar solo depending upon what 'strings' you pee on.  This is most definitely a 'boys' toy, because girls can't use it. My sources tell me that they are working on a female version of the device.  Any road, the best part about the whole thing is that, once you have done your business, the urinal will provide you with a number (I cannot believe I am writing this) that you can access on your mobile device with which you can download an...an...wait for it...MPEE3 of your 'solo.'  

First of all, this is a great idea.  But, you must of course exercise caution when taking advantage of this device's capabilities.  Before whipping out your cell phone, be sure to wash your hands!  In addition, it is advisable to resist the temptation to spray your wee in every which direction in order to achieve that Richie Sambora guitar squeal, and don't pull any Sambora guitar faces either, you must look at what you are doing at all times.  Indeed, certain guitar styles, such as the Eddie Van Halen 'tap' or the Mark Knopfler 'money shot' part of the 'Sultans of Swing' solo, are not good ideas to try unless you really know what you are doing.  

What next?  Dump drumming?  Anyway, what do I know?  Here's the link:

http://www.designboom.com/technology/guitar-pee-musical-urinal/

See you later x